I personally don't serve alcohol at Star Trek parties, due to liability purposes, as well as I want everyone (including the youngest Trekkers) to be able to enjoy the efforts I have gone through to make the event a memorable one.
If you are inclined to serve alcohol modify the contents as necessary, and for GOODNESS sake, make sure that there is a designated driver. I'd hate to think that anything I was involved with would result in personal injury/loss of life.
The reason why I list these beverages as synthehol is that although many of these drinks do not contain alcohol, they require a little more work, cause' you don't get these from a replicator, they often only come in bottles (which can be hard to come by).
I am aware that it has been seen in at least two different bottles, and has had various different tints to it.
In its first appearance, it was being served from an open topped container, that had to be supported by a metal frame (probably found at an import store), into a glass made from a floating candlestick holder (I found mine at Pier One Imports). It was quite dark red in appearance. Koral didn't bother to taste it, as he used it to demonstrate his displeasure at being detained. (He poured it on the floor). ("Gambit, Part II [TNG])
In the episode "The House Of Quark" [DS9] we see the first bottle that was used for bloodwine. It was clear and looked like a bunch of grapes (it can be found at import stores). This bottle can be seen frequently in Quark's Bar with various different colored beverages inside. Rom had this bottle in his hand when a *VERY* drunk Kozak demanded more Bloodwine.
The second bottle used for bloodwine was not named in "The Way Of The Warrior" [DS9], when it first appeared, but with a drunken Worf and Klingon Warrior (Huraga) singing Klingon drinking songs in the episode, what else could it be?. We found out for sure in "Resurrection" [DS9] when Worf offered Bareil some after it was proved that Bareil was a better thief than Worf had thought...
The second bottle was made from a Jose Cuervo Premium Margarita Mix bottle (33.8 FL OZ / 1 LITER). The mix is a non-alcoholic beverage designed for making Margaritas and Shirley Temples, it comes in at least three flavors, and is probably available at your local liquor store (if not at your local grocery store). At least in the area I live in, the bottle costs about $3.75 US. The labels were removed, and replaced with what appeared to be sheet styrene (available at hobby shops) that was cut into specific shapes and glued to the bottle. The whole bottle was painted a lead looking color (probably depends on your TV's color). No stopper, or cap was seen, but the neck of the bottle was modified to change its appearance.
For the version that was seen in "The House of Quark" I would use strawberry flavored Kool-Aid to replicate its appearance.
Ingredients:
8 oz Firewater (a 100 proof cinnamon schnapps)
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BTW... You may have to adjust the food coloring to get a good red coloring
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Recipe interpreted by the Starfleet Marine Corps
The newer versions of the Klingon drinking vessels (Hivje') (the ones being used in "Soldiers Of The Empire" and "Apocalypse Rising" [DS9]) are 1 quart aluminum measuring cups, available at restaurant supply stores for about $10 US. If you know what the older Klingon drinking vessels are Email me, and I will share your wisdom.
BRAG ALL YOU WANT! BUT DON'T GET BETWEEN ME AND THE BLOODWINE!!!
baghol: A warm drink, that Curzon Dax shared with Kang while at the Korvat colony a hundred years before Kang, Koloth, Kor, and Jadzia Dax managed to fulfill their blood oath and kill the albino. ("Blood Oath" [DS9])
Chech'tluth: A Potent Klingon alcoholic beverage that just about knocked an experienced tera'ngan drinker on his can with one gulp. It is distinctive for the smokey vapors that boil over the edge of the Hivje', and can be obtained from Federation replicators. ("Up The Long Ladder" [TNG])
Ingredients
1 Shot Bourbon
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Preparation My suggestions for making this beverage steam involve using a fresh (read "brand new") food safe sponge or a tea strainer (minus handle) to trap the dry ice at the bottom of the cup. If using a sponge, cut it larger than the bottom of the cup, along with small holes to allow the vapors to escape without allowing the ice to accidentaly be consumed. The sponge would be pressed in over the top of the cup after the dry ice has been placed inside. Then the liqueurs would be added. Add all of Ingredients in order. Drink... Carefully.
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Warnog: A Klingon Ale. The clone of Emperor Kahless was exposed because he could not determine the difference between real warnog, and that from a replicator. Later General Martok enjoyed some aboard the Rotarin. ("Rightful Heir" [TNG], "Sons and Daughters" [DS9])
For a detailed explanation of the brewing process rather than just this recipe, contact Brewmeister Maltz sutai-T'Ir 'Uh and he will be happy to explain the entire brewing process.
Ingredients:
6 lbs. Malt Extract Light
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Preparation: Take grain, and place in hop sock. Add 5 gallons water to pot. Steep grain until water is near boiling. Add in malt extract and stir constantly to prevent scorching. When water reaches a rolling boil, add Galena hops. After 30 min of boiling add E. Kent Goldings Hops, wait 15 min to add the Saaz hops and Irish moss. After an aditional 15 min (1 hour total boiling time), remove beer from stove and cool. It is recommended that a wort chiller be used for this, but a freezer will work as well. NOTE: It is exremely important to cool the beer quickly. Once the beer is cool, tranfer to a fermenter and add the yeast. You should have strong fermentation in 12-24 hours.
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Recipe from Commander Maltz vestai-T'Ir 'Uh, Imperial Brewmeister, Fleet Brewmeister of Shadow Fleet, and Captain of the IKV Shadowfire.
Necti: (pronounced like "necktie") A Birani beverage that, to a Klingon, burns going down. It sears the stomach as well as the brain, making it an interesting drink. Fatal to weaker species (Bajoran, Ferengi, Human), some Klingons have been known to die from drinking it too quickly. It is said to be made from reactant fluid distilled in the blood of Necti warriors. It smells like fresh ground turned from a grave. Useful when in a bar that doesn't allow disrupters. ("KLINGON" [DS9 Novel], Star Trek: KLINGON CD)
Aldeberan Whisky: When looking for something with real alcohol in it aboard the USS Enterprise NCC 1701D (where it is called "Green"), this really hits the spot. Take care, however, if Ferengi waiters have any access to your private stock, as they have been known to "acquire" bottles. ("Relics" [TNG], "Profit Motive" [DS9])
In "Profit Motive" the bottle was about the 14 - 14 3/4 inches tall (I guess here, it appeared to me to be the same size as the snail juice bottle from "Body Parts") and round. The label is clearly seen, and looked just like the one seen in "The Star Trek Encyclopedia". I didn't get a good long look at the bottle for further details (and there were lots of details), so I'll update this soon.
For the contents I use Lime Kool-Aid, for an alcoholic version, I'd try a kiwi liquor which I saw in England.
Romulan Ale (romulus HIq): Is a potent beverage from the Romulan Empire. It has been mentioned often, but it wasn't until ST II: The Wrath of Khan that it was seen in the bottle and identified as Romulan Ale. In
According to the Audio Cassette "POWER KLINGON" for best results in impressing a Klingon on the Homeworld, you would ask (in Klingon) for a large glass, and would instruct the waiter "Do NOT bring Ice!"
Here are the two things we do know about the drink:
a) It is potent
b) It is light blue
In ST II, the bottle is a clear cylinder that is unbroken by designs or emblems then has a series of tapering rings at the top. (this bottle is clearly seen in ST II, "Manhunt" [TNG], and in the new Star Trek Encyclopedia). I personally feel that this bottle is actually hollow i.e. a bottle within a bottle with the fluid between the bottles, and the drawing in the encyclopedia seems to bear this out.
Although we have seen Romulan Ale served in the bottle in ST II, I suspect that there is a second bottle that can be passed off as Romulan Ale. We have seen it in Captain Picard's quarters once or twice. (the color matched). The bottle also was seen far more clearly in the TOS episode "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield" when Captain Kirk and Spock were entertaining the Chief Officer of the Commission on Political Traitors (whew, what a title), Bele. The contents were also light blue.
The second Bottle appears to be the fifth of liquor size of Galliano liqueur. Which is a long tapering bottle with a round bottom, there was no noticeable stopper, or markings. Galliano is also found in a smaller bottle, which could be used for a personal serving size. I received both sizes from bars, but I had to wait for almost a year to get them (empty) (Galliano is not often served straight).
I have used a blue Kool-Aid, mixed with a clear soft drink or carbonated water (flat), or just simply a clear soft drink (flat) with some blue food coloring added
Here is another variation for a Non-Alcoholic version. This and the similar alcoholic version were submitted by B Luchs.
3/8 pint of Sunkist Sparkling lemonade
1/2 tsp. of lemon flavoring
1/2 tsp. of banana flavoring
Or
1/4 tsp. of orange flavoring
Drop of blue coloring
Ingredients:
In a tall glass with ice add
Preparation:
Now, it will be bubbly from the Sprite (And in the shows/movies it looks flat) but water weakens the flavor. Also, it might not be blue enough to be a true Romulan Ale color, you can add a drop or two of blue food coloring...but so far, I've had no complaints about the drink yet... :)
Ingredients:
3/8 pint of white rum
Preparation:
Mix with a spoon until the blue has completely diluted the concoction. Drink and Enjoy!
NOTE TO GALLEY...Romulan Ale is NOT to be served at diplomatic functions.
This version was submitted by Curtis.
1/2 oz. Rum
1/2 oz. Gin
1/2 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Blue Curaco
Fill with Sprite
This version was submitted by B Luchs.
1/2 tsp. of lemon flavoring
1/2 tsp. of banana flavoring
Or
1/4 tsp. of orange flavoring
Drop of blue coloring
Bubbles: Soon after being punished by the other changelings for his involvement in the death of another changeling, Odo found the little bubbles in this drink fascinating. ("Apocalypse Rising" [DS9])
Champagne: Has made at least two appearances , once in "Star Trek: Generations" and the other in the episode "Parallels" [TNG]
In "Parallels" two glasses were replicated for Worf and Troi.
Chateau Lafite Rothschild: Tom Paris wanted some of this fine red wine (vintage 2296), along with crown roast of lamb, while he and Harry Kim were incarcerated in an Akritiran prison satellite. ("The Chute" [VGR])
Chateau Picard: After visiting his brother's family in Labarre France, Captain Picard was given a bottle of 2347. A few years later, his brother (Robert) and his nephew (René) were killed in a fire at the family estate. Presumably that did not/will not (damn temporal paradoxes) destroy the family winery as Ambassador Picard (ret.) returned to the winery following his career in Starfleet. ("Family" [TNG], "Generations" [TNG Movie], "All Good Things" [TNG])
Guinness: A stout beer brewed in Ireland, found in pubs everywhere, including those found located in Fair Haven, Holodeck One, USS Voyager, Delta Quadrant. ("Fair Haven" [VGR])
Kalifoul: A blue Romulan alcoholic drink, served by Capt. Sisko for Romulan Senator Vrenak during a secret meeting. Real kalifoul has a strong aroma that should open the sinuses, but the replicated beverage seemed to grow on the senator. ("In The Pale Moonlight" [DS9])
Kanar: A Cardassian drink that requires getting used to. It can be replicated onboard Federation starships, as well as found in well stocked bars, but it can go bad, and can cause food poisoning. Kanar has been known to be consumed in some quantity by certain members of the Cardassian government. ("The Wounded" [TNG], "Profit And Loss" [DS9], "Til Death Do Us Part" [DS9])
The bottle was originally a Chianti wine bottle (Chianti is a type of Italian dry wine which is typically found in reed wrapped bottles). Now it is sometimes possible to find a *VERY* similar copy at import stores. Some are clear, like the ones I located, others are covered with a thin plastic color coat. This color coat, can be identified by carefully scraping the bottom of the bottle, and if color flakes off, you have a clear bottle underneath. Do not use flames to try to burn this coat off, I discovered on another bottle that these cheap, decorative glass bottles won't hold up. You can just try chemical strippers or gently scrape the color off. (This can kill an evening folks)
The Chianti bottles come in 1 foot (old Banfi, and other brands of Chianti bottles), 3 foot (San Carlos, and possibly others), and 6 foot lengths ( who knows which brands, often came with instructions on converting into lamps). Use the 1 foot bottle. The labels are best seen in the book "The Art of Star Trek", and can be photocopied, but for the best appearance it would be best to scan the labels and clean it up using your computers paint program, before printing it and attaching it to the bottle. I found the stopper at Pier One Imports (about $4.00 US), it was actually a pour spout (like the ones found in bars) that was painted a metallic color. I found that I had to spray paint the top of the stopper with a base coat of black (to get an even color), then spray paint it with the final color. I wasn't able to match the color seen in the book, so don't bother to try German Metallic Silver. If you can't find the stopper at Pier One or at a similar import store, you will need to make it.
The contents in the episode "The Maquis, Part II" [DS9] were quite thick, almost syrupy, and dark, black or purple, I suspected Hershey's Chocolate Syrup. The stopper was shaped much like a honeycomb (the old fashioned domed varieties), made from a tan or flesh colored rubbery material with bumps. I suspect some adult product was used.
The contents from the episode "Destiny" [DS9] appear to be a dark purple/black liquid. Grape juice, prune juice, Kool-Aid or some similarly colored drink can be used. The stopper is the same one seen in "The Art of Star Trek".
In the August 1999 issue of "STAR TREK: The Magazine" Paramount property master Joe Longo gave an interview, and stated that the actual kanar recipe was giving Casey Biggs (Damar) sugar overdoses. The old actual recipe was made from karo syrup (corn syrup) which "looks like car oil, and when you pour it it comes out real thick". When it was realized that this massive dose of sugar was causing Casey problems, the recipe was switched to a sugar-free pancake syrup that was thickened. Longo states "the gag was to have the drink so thick it's almost goo, but he's [Biggs] still drinking it". I suspect that Thick-It (a product used for swallowing disorders and found in pharmacies) was the thickening agent.
The contents from the episode "The Way Of The Warrior" [DS9] appears to be a coffee colored drink with lots of creamer.
It made an appearance in the episode "Ties Of Blood And Water" [DS9]. In this episode Kira nurses Tekeny Ghemor, her dying Cardassian "father" from "Second Skin" [DS9]. Unfortunately I don't have this episode, so I don't know the color of the contents, I hope to get it later, in the re-runs. I'm not sure about this, but I think that the stopper in this case is the same as the one used on the bottle of Vulcan Port.
According to
In the early part of the fifth season, Quark was seen with a new bottle, of shape and description I have yet to identify...Pending more information
Ingredients:
1 oz. Black Sun Vodka (to get the black color)
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Preparation: Mix ingredients together, carefully experimenting with the pectin, starch or Thick-It to get the right consistency This recipe is similar to Long Island Iced Tea, but it apparently tastes completely different *Thick-It is a product for Dysphagia, and other swallowing disorders, found at pharmacies, it is supposed to be colorless, odorless, and tasteless.
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BTW: For you B5 fans: in the quarters of G'Kar. There is the 3 foot version of the same bottle. Not related to Star Trek, but deserves a mention
I now have a supplier of the 3 foot bottle. Email me, for more details.
Mouton-Rothschild: Tom Paris decided to carry the rose and this bottle of wine (vintage 2342 if the replicator had the pattern) to the last minute anniversary of his and B'Elanna's first date. ("Warhead" [VGR])
Saurian Brandy (Sorya' HIq): Seen frequently in Quark's bar, also in several TOS episodes,
The contents: an amber colored fluid, possibly tea or better still flat Vanilla Creame Soda
Single Malt Whiskey (Aged 200 Years): Something Boothby was saving for a special occasion, and interrogating Chakotay was special enough. ("In the Flesh" [VGR])
Tranya: An intersteller drink of the First Federation, served by Commander Balok to Capt. Kirk, Bones, and Lt. Baily. Served cold, Curzon, Jadzia, Cmdr. Sisko, and Odo all have a liking for it as well. ("The Corbomite Maneuver" [TOS], "Facets" [DS9])
Wee Bairns Scotch Whisky: A single malt scotch from the Highlands of Scotland. For prompting singing "Chariots of Fire" (badly) and drowning woes, this appears to be Chief O'Brien, and Julian Bashir's whisky of choice. Another bottle was given to Chief O'Brien on his birthday. He apparently shared it with the Senior Staff at a dinner party hosted by Sisko. ("Explorers" [DS9], "The Assignment" [DS9], "In The Cards" [DS9])
Vulcan Port: This drink and bottle was seen in the episode "The Maquis, Part I" [DS9], Quark offered some to the female Vulcan arms dealer, Sakonna. Apparently Quark doesn't get many requests for this beverage, as he had to blow the dust off of the top. Port apparently doesn't quite agree with Ferengi tastes, if Quark's expression was read correctly.
The stopper appears to be made from 1/4 inch thick plexiglass disks. The edges have been rounded, then the disks were stacked, and capped with a gold colored beading mount ( the kind used to place a crystal into for necklaces), The actual cork appears to be black test-tube stoppers (the neoprene kind). These would be available from finer toy stores that sell chemistry sets. Make sure that the stoppers are new, or you may risk POISIONING yourself (not a pleasant thought).
The contents are a transparent dark green fluid (almost forest green), and there is no fizz to it. I suspect water with food coloring. I would use a clear soda (flat) and add food coloring.
The bottle (without any changes) made another appearance (and with another name) in "Body Parts" [DS9], when Dr. Bashir gave a case of the stuff to Quark after he had been ruined by the FCA officer Brunt. I don't have this episode in my library yet, If you know what it is, Let me know.
Warning the triangular edges of the bottle are quite thin, I managed to break one in the slightest accident. Take care, to protect your investment.
Klingon Martini: A slightly pinkish drink favored by some species 8472 human infultrators in the Starfleet Academy simulation. Made from Gin, Vermouth, and a dash of Bloodwine. ("In the Flesh" [VGR])
Black Hole: After a stimulating bout of wrestling you might want to enjoy this Ferengi drink. Dax was introduced to it over a hundred years ago. ("Playing God" [DS9])
Ingredients
3/4 oz Kahlua
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Preparation Combine coffee liqueur, vodka, and lemon juice in a square shaped tumbler. Add a twist of lemon peel, stir, and serve. May need ice.
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Burning Alcohol: A specialty at Quark's Bar. Unfortunately despite their popularity, these drinks are not recommended to purchase when Chief O'Brien leaves the station for any period of time, as the fire supression system is prone to malfunction. ("Honor Among Thieves" [DS9])
Plasma Streamer 1 1/2 oz. Firewater (a 100 proof cinnamon schnapps) 1 1/2 oz. Rumpleminz 1 1/2 oz. 151 rum Mix firewater and rumpleminz in a glass with ice... float the rum... light... drink, but be very careful.
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Antimatter 1 1/2 oz. Sambuca 1/2 oz. Blue Curaco Serve in a shot glass. Light and drink through a straw.
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Brandy Blazer 1 tsp. sugar 2 oz. brandy orange slice In an old-fashioned glass, dissolve the sugar in brandy. Add the orange slice. Tilt the glass and carefully ignite the drink with a match. Stir with a long spoon until the flame is extinguished. Strain into a punch cup and garnish with the lemon twist.
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Alhambra Royale 1 1/2 oz. cognac 1 cup hot chocolate whipped cream Fill a mug with hot chocolate almost to the brim. Twist an orange peel over the mug and add it to the chocolate. Using a ladle, warm the cognac over hot water, ignite and while still flaming, pour into the mug. Garnish with whipped cream.
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Chocolate Flambe 1 oz. Chocolate Liqueur 1/4 oz. Amaretto Splash of 151 Proof Rum 1/2 oz. Chocolate Milk In large shot glass, put milk on bottom then add the amaretto and the chocolate liqueur. Layer the baccardi on top. Light.
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Frengi Starduster: Served with an extra straw, this pink drink was ordered by Quark to test the replicators on the command level (his was offline). ("Babel" [DS9])
Finagle's Folly: A libation famous "from here to Orion". Concocted by Dr. McCoy. Recipe was sent by
S.L. HICKMAN, who also believes in giving credit where credit is due. The following is a recipe out of
1oz Vodka (Stoly.. Is there anything else?)
1oz Bourbon (Jim Beam...Snicker)
1oz Gin (Beefeater)
1 tsp. Bartender's Syrup
dash Orange Bitters
dash Angostura Bitters
Shake with cracked ice, pour into tall glass. (Enjoy in sips with a FRIEND)
All items in ( ) are recommendations
Grog: Hompaq informed me that several stoneware tankards were ordered by the tera'ngan fisherman, Nowan. It is a hot drink made with rum, a sweetener such as sugar or honey and boiling water. Grog is often garnished with a slice of lemon and a few whole cloves. ("Where Sea Meets Sky" [pre-TOS novel])
Ingredients
1 shot rum
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Preparation Stir all ingredients, adding enough boiling water to fill mug or glass.
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Ingredients
1 1/2 Oz. Gin
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Preparation Serve in a Cocktail Glass. Use a long red plastic toothpick to hold the olives together in the drink.
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Ingredients:
For the Julip Mix:
For the Julip itself:
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Preparation: Mix the water and sugar together, bring to a rolling boil, and remove from the heat. Add the mint leaves, stir, and let steep for 2 hours. Strain, and save the mint syrup. To make a julip, put a cup of crushed ice in a glass, add 2 ounces or shots of the julip mixture and of bourbon, stir. Garnish with a sprig of mint. Enjoy.
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1 Shot Vodka
1/2 Shot Lime Juice
Fill With Ginger Beer
I have other bottles that have been seen in the show (or could quite possibly be used in the future), but I cannot find their names, and am not sure of the contents or the contents color, give me time. Also I am thinking of posting pictures of the bottles showing the details you should look for. Translated, this section will be updated again...someday.